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You know you're a cross-country cyclist when...
You know you're a cross-country cyclist when...
1) you start to think you look good in spandex
2) you get really excited when you see a good tree and you start calling it a bathroom
3) you despise bar-shaped food
4) your topic of conversation often revolves around what color your pee is
5) someone asks how you are doing, and it is completely acceptable to answer "Good, except my crotch hurts
a little"
6) your limbs don't always bend like you think they are going to
7) you start counting road-kill for fun
8) you are ESTATIC when the mileage for the next day is 75 or less
9) you fall asleep on the medians of gas stations and/or while standing on your bike
10) hot tap water starts tasting refreshing
11) you find yourself singing obnoxious songs from elementary music class over, and over, and over...
Sorry...had to be done! Any and all addendums are welcome, of course.
1) you start to think you look good in spandex
2) you get really excited when you see a good tree and you start calling it a bathroom
3) you despise bar-shaped food
4) your topic of conversation often revolves around what color your pee is
5) someone asks how you are doing, and it is completely acceptable to answer "Good, except my crotch hurts
a little"
6) your limbs don't always bend like you think they are going to
7) you start counting road-kill for fun
8) you are ESTATIC when the mileage for the next day is 75 or less
9) you fall asleep on the medians of gas stations and/or while standing on your bike
10) hot tap water starts tasting refreshing
11) you find yourself singing obnoxious songs from elementary music class over, and over, and over...
Sorry...had to be done! Any and all addendums are welcome, of course.
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Comment by lisa on July 20, 2008 at 9:25am -
Your hair is permanently in the shape of your helmet......
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Comment by paulhurckman on July 13, 2008 at 7:50pm -
thanks, i literally laughed out loud in our staff meeting when i read this - maybe i shouldn't be online during meetings in the first place. we miss you.
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Comment by Kristin on July 13, 2008 at 5:43pm -
Feels like I'm right there with you...in the comforts of my own home, eating non-bar shaped food, of course!
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Comment by Joe Canal on July 10, 2008 at 6:14pm -
12. You yell "Car back!" or "Stopping!" when you're riding in the van.
13. Your tan lines will make it impossible to wear a regular swimming suit without attracting stares until 2010. Including:
14. Cycling glove tan lines, and
15. Sock tan lines
16. You make gross objects out of Cliff bars (you guys taught me this one).
17. (Seriously) You know you're a Ride:well cross country cyclist when ...people you don't even know think you're a hero for what you are doing.
Keep it up! We're praying for you guys.
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Comment by Darcie on July 10, 2008 at 12:37pm -
Most of these could also describe my junior year in college, hmmm...
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Comment by Mike Austin on July 9, 2008 at 6:32pm -
That's great. Thanks for sharing. Very funny. I am sure the bonds you all are building because of things like this are really fantastic.
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Comment by Nancy P. on July 8, 2008 at 10:38pm -
Hilarious!
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Comment by Mike Barrow on July 8, 2008 at 8:53pm -
Guess that would be me...& I DO look good in spandex
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